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All misfits come spayed or neutered, fully vaccinated, microchipped, and ready to love!
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The majority of the misfits are super dog-friendly, and if they aren't, it'll be stated in their bios.
We don't cat-test these dogs. They are hounds...they will hound.
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Interested in learning more about a specific Misfit Hound?
Email us at AdoptAMisfit@yahoo.com
Misfit Hounds is volunteer-based, so please give us a few days to respond to your email.
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Click here to download the Adoption Application
Complete and save the application with your name in the document title.
Email the completed application and photos of your fenced yard to AdoptAMisfit@yahoo.com
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Current Misfits
Dudley
M - Senior - Majestic hound
Dudley, a.k.a. the Doode. He's as smooth as your Grampa after smoking Blacks and drinking High Lifes for the past 50 years. He trades his monthly scripts to the trap hoes for "favors," gives zero fuxks, and will make everyone super uncomfortable at your work x-mas party while handing out gift certificates from 7-11. They don't make 'em like Dudley anymore. 70+ YO, neutered, and UTD. Gets along well with others...especially females that give him long hugs.
Foxy
F - Young Adult - Border Collie Mix
She’s clever, high-octane, and fully capable of running the household if you’re not paying attention. Foxy thrives on activity and mental stimulation, so she’s perfect for someone ready for a spirited, fun-loving companion. Adopt her alone or with her brother Ferdinand for double the clever, tail-wagging chaos — either way, your life is about to get a lot more exciting. Foxy would be a shiny red Subaru WRX with a spoiler and racing stripes — clever, sporty, and full of personality.
Maribelle
F - Adult - Tri-Color American English
Maribelle is the kind of dog who turns heads and steals hearts without even trying. With her stunning markings and soulful eyes, she looks like she just stepped off a magazine cover 'Pawboy'. She's super smart and highly intuitive, Maribelle knows what you need before you do. She’s a rescue sent our way by Tia from Pit Bulls and Parolees who described her as “one of the most brilliant dogs I have ever encountered.”
Linda
F - Senior - American English Mix
Linda might be older, but she loves to play with the younger boy dogs. She wrestles and pretends to be dead on her back - then WHAM she'll try to pin em' down. She'll keep ya smilin! Linda buries her head into my chest and face every night, sometimes several times a night. At first I was annoyed or more startled because it was sometimes at 3 or 4 am. I quickly realized she was letting me know she felt safe. Considering Linda's past, it's a relief to me to know she feels that comfortable. It probably the first time in her life. Be forewarned, Linda has a long way to go, not just physically, but mentally. Being this neglected for such a long period, possibly her whole life, has taken it's toll. On the upside, she's so loving and affectionate. I'm glad she's here.
Ferdinand
M - Young Adult - Border Collie Mix
This boy runs on curiosity, zoomies, and the occasional dramatic flair. He loves a challenge, whether it’s mastering new tricks, sprinting laps around the yard, or making sure you’re never bored for more than five seconds. Loyal, playful, and clever, Ferdinand is a canine whirlwind of joy — adopt him solo or with his sister Foxy, and prepare for nonstop action and cuddles (in between zoomies). If Ferdie was a car, he’d be a blacked-out Ford Raptor with mud on the tires and a little dent on the bumper from a very enthusiastic zoomie session.
Holly
F - Adult - Small Shepherd mix
Holly and her sister Kendra were hairless pups found abandoned in Houston at 3 months old. Holly once worked at hooters. She traded in her short shorts for rescue life and is now living in the mountains with her friend Brad. Holly thinks hooters should deliver worldwide and rename themselves to knockers.
Secret a.k.a. Cherry Poppins
F - Adult - Redtick
Secret is the goofiest hound! Her family surrendered her to a shelter and her heart was broken...but she's been to ALL of her Misfit Hounds heartbreak therapy sessions, and she's fully recovered. She's very mellow, but has a mischievous side, and lights up when she's being praised. She is very sweet and gets along great with other dogs. A simple gal who craves attention and good snacks. Who doesn't? Right? She has come so, SO FAR and is ready for your love.
Bonnie
F - Adult - Black & Tan Coonhound
Bonnie has never met a man she didn’t charm — two-legged or four. She absolutely adores attention and operates under the firm belief that all eyes should be on her at all times. If there’s a boyfriend in the vicinity, she will be right there, supervising him like the queen she is. Before she came to us, life wasn’t kind. Bonnie was confiscated from her previous owner due to cruelty, and the scarring around her neck tells a story we wish she never had to live. Bonnie is equal parts survivor and diva — ready for a home where she can be adored, well-fed, and forever free.
Caitlyn
F - Adult - Foxhound
Adopt Caitlyn if you want a loyal, calm companion who will bring serenity, love, and just the right amount of sass to your everyday life. She’s basically the dog version of a sweet tea on a Tennessee afternoon. She believes life is better slow, with a soft breeze, a shady porch, and maybe a nap in the sun. ...Okay and a few PBR's.
Doc a.k.a. Muff Diver
M - Adult - Treeing Walker
Doc bit a lady in the coochie and was gonna be killed. So we rescued him and sent him to sex rehab. He hasn’t bit anyone since and prefers to stand on his legs and gives hugs now. He’s a gorgeous lean, mean playful machine. He loves playing with the younger hounds here that are his size. He’d love a home with another dog and a loving family. Just as long as he can attend his sex addicts anonymous meetings.
Tackleberry
M - Senior - Treeing Walker
Tackleberry’s an older gentleman who’s done running with the trigger-happy crowd. Now, instead of barking orders or bringing a bazooka to a tickle fight, he’d rather just lounge in the sun all day waiting on you to call him in for dinner. Easy going, and a bit of a loner, this guy’s the perfect senior to bring around your friends and family. He’s got military manners, and civilian charm – with a little southern smooth thrown in. He’d love to hear all about your passion for scrapbooking, WW2 documentaries, or 70s punk bands – he’s just that well rounded. And if you want a couch buddy for a marathon movie night (Police Academy 1-7) Tackleberry’s your hound.
Wynonna
F - Adult - Treeing Walker/Foxhound mix
This sweet hound has had the lovesick blues since sowing a few too many wild oats with the Williams boys. She got caught gettin’ lovey dovey with the ghost of Hank Sr while listening to Hank III’s early punk stuff. Left some money on the dresser and split when she heard Hank IV had half a sandwich across town that needed finishing. Lost a toe sneaking off Hank Jr’s tour bus in ’78 but can still hotfoot her way into your heart. She woo-woos, she don’t crank, comes ready to snuggle you, your daddy, or your son, and will melt your cold, cold heart with her puppy dog eyes…just don’t bring up the Hanks…or her cheatin’ heart.
Louise
F - Young Adult - GSH Pointer mix- HW+
This big grrrl is looking for a partner in crime…if the crime is breaking into waterparks after midnight. She’d love a home with a Slip n’ Slide, a hose, some sprinklers, a pond, a pool, or a nearby swim spot. NUDE BEACH? HELL YEA. She’s nude all the time. This free spirit is great with other dogs, plays hard, and will crash for a deep snooze anywhere she can. She’d also like to crash into a bunch of kids who’ll walk off that water slide smash up like it’s the summer of 1982 and helicopter parents weren’t a thing. You like a giant goofball? This is your dog.
Trixie
F - Adult - Beagle
Trixie is an attention wh0re — especially when her “boyfriends” are around. If there’s a lap available, she’s claiming it. If there’s a spotlight, she’s standing in it. If there’s affection being handed out? She would like all of it, thank you. This curious little Beagle is always sniffing out her next big adventure, smiling like she knows she’s the prettiest girl at the truck stop. Adopt her, so that her ex-boyfriends stop bangin' on our door.
Jed
M - Senior - Bluetick
If you’re looking for a low-maintenance, chill AF, good-natured guy who’ll say HELL YEA when you get a wild hair to make fried chicken and biscuits at 3am – have we got the hound for you. He’s a smaller guy with a taste for whatever you’re cookin’ and he’ll sing you his songs of love while you’re fixin’ his vittles. And if you wanna have a few friends over, he’ll be there to offer a heapin’ helpin’ of hospitality… hillbilly hellhound hospitality that is…set a spell, take your shoes off. He might be a toe licker, we don’t judge, but Jed’s got people skills and he’s ready to show ‘em off.
Patches
F - Senior - Treewalker Mix
Patches, old and spicy. Small in comparison to most of the Hounds here, but big fuggin attitude. She's also one of my favorites. Senior doesn't have to mean boring. While she may not want to go on a 5 mile hike, she love to go to the park and make fun of people. Maybe drink a few and drive down the road mooning people as they come out of church. (Of course I'm not promoting drinking and driving. Let Patches drive. Dogs shouldn't be given alcohol) Whatever your disfunction, let Patches be your enabler.
Maple
F - Adult - Bluetick
Maple is incredibly affectionate and sweet. She loves playing with the other dogs and raising hell. She enjoys wearing sunglasses on a sunny day and howling to all her ex-boyfriends know what they missed out on.
Penny
F - Adult - Plotthound Mix
Penny was in horrific condition when we saved her. She was emaciated, torn up by fleas, had a skin condition and more. SHe's recovered and is enjoying her hound paradise. She can be found sunbathing outside or coming up to you for a cuddle.
Clarissa
F - Senior - Treewalker Mix
Clarissa was burned at the stake in 1692 for claims of being a witch. Now she's reincarnated into a hound and is here to burn down your ex-boyfriends house. Let this sweet old gal bewitch you and adopt her!
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SANCTUARY HOUNDS
Our Sanctuary Hounds are listed below. These sweet dogs are either in Hospice Care, have medical needs, or other attributes that make them non-adoptable. They’ll live out the rest of their lives in comfort at Casa de Perro, continuing to be spoiled, loved, and with undivided attention. Use the Donate button up top if you’d like to contribute to their care.
Maybelle
Our resident wheelie dog, with a fierce appetite for chaos and destruction. She's running for President in the 2024 election.
