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All misfits come spayed or neutered, fully vaccinated, microchipped, and ready to love!
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The majority of the misfits are super dog-friendly, and if they aren't, it'll be stated in their bios.
We don't cat-test these dogs. They are hounds...they will hound.
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Interested in learning more about a specific Misfit Hound?
Email us at AdoptAMisfit@yahoo.com
Misfit Hounds is volunteer-based, so please give us a few days to respond to your email.
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Click here to download the Adoption Application
Complete and save the application with your name in the document title.
Email the completed application and photos of your fenced yard to AdoptAMisfit@yahoo.com
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Current Misfits
Dudley
M - Senior - Majestic hound
Dudley, a.k.a. the Doode. He's as smooth as your Grampa after smoking Blacks and drinking High Lifes for the past 50 years. He trades his monthly scripts to the trap hoes for "favors," gives zero fuxks, and will make everyone super uncomfortable at your work x-mas party while handing out gift certificates from 7-11. They don't make 'em like Dudley anymore. 70+ YO, neutered, and UTD. Gets along well with others...especially females that give him long hugs.
Foxy
F - Young Adult - Border Collie Mix
Foxy is a 35lb, super sweet Border Collie Mix. She is energetic, athletic, sweet and very smart. Foxy's forever home will have to have another energetic playful dog (preferably male), 6' privacy fence and an owner who is ready to keep up with her. She would excel in agility or frisbee and would be an awesome hiking buddy. She loves to chase toys and snuggle. Foxy is crate-trained. She can also be adopted with her brother Ferdinand.
Ferdinand
F - Young Adult - Border Collie Mix
Ferdinand is a 1 yr old 40 lb Male Border Collie mix. He is energetic, athletic, sweet and very smart. Ferdinand's forever home will have to have another energetic playful dog (female), 6' privacy fence and an owner who is ready to keep up with him. He loves to fetch and would be an awesome hiking buddy. He loves to chase toys and snuggle. Ferdinand is crate-trained. He can also be adopted with his sister Foxy.
Holly
F - Adult - Small Shepherd mix
Holly and her sister Kendra were hairless pups found abandoned in Houston at 3 months old. Holly once worked at hooters. She traded in her short shorts for rescue life and is now living in the mountains with her friend Brad. Holly thinks hooters should deliver worldwide and rename themselves to knockers.
Secret a.k.a. Cherry Poppins
F - Adult - Redtick
Secret is the goofiest hound! Her family surrendered her to a shelter and her heart was broken...but she's been to ALL of her Misfit Hounds heartbreak therapy sessions, and she's fully recovered. She's very mellow, but has a mischievous side, and lights up when she's being praised. She is very sweet and gets along great with other dogs. A simple gal who craves attention and good snacks. Who doesn't? Right? She has come so, SO FAR and is ready for your love.
Maribelle
F - Adult - Tri-Color American English
When Maribelle is not burning down the patriarchy, she’s busy writing viral affirmation memes. Maribelle is SO smart and intuitive – her focus is off the charts. She’s a rescue sent our way by Tia from Pit Bulls and Parolees who described her as “one of the most brilliant dogs I have ever encountered.” Unlike a lot of rescue hounds, she doesn’t need help in the confidence department – but she’ll help you with yours. “You did not wake up today to be average! You are amazing! Your ass looks GOOD!” If you need your own personal life coach, adopt this rad bitch and conquer the world together.
Linda
F - Senior - American English Mix
Linda might be older, but she loves to play with the younger boy dogs. She wrestles and pretends to be dead on her back - then WHAM she'll try to pin em' down. She'll keep ya smilin! Linda buries her head into my chest and face every night, sometimes several times a night. At first I was annoyed or more startled because it was sometimes at 3 or 4 am. I quickly realized she was letting me know she felt safe. Considering Linda's past, it's a relief to me to know she feels that comfortable. It probably the first time in her life. Be forewarned, Linda has a long way to go, not just physically, but mentally. Being this neglected for such a long period, possibly her whole life, has taken it's toll. On the upside, she's so loving and affectionate. I'm glad she's here.
Bonnie
F - Adult - Black & Tan Coonhound
Bonnie LOVES the attention of men – in dog form and human form. She loves her hound boyfriend Zed and follows him around everywhere. Sadly, Zed has to have little, blue pills to keep her satisfied. We assume she was chained her whole life before coming here, due to her neck scarring and being confiscated from her owner for cruelty. She’s just like the veteran Misfits - she loves food and barks at us to hurry up and feed her.
Caitlyn
F - Adult - Foxhound
To relieve stress you should try yoga! Just kidding! You should totally adopt a dog! Caitlyn doesn't judge if the only yoga you do is drink wine wearing your yoga pants. In her free time Caitlyn has been known to lead the local yoga class. She's a chill girl who’s into fitness. Fitness snackos in her mouth totally counts for her exercise routine!
Doc a.k.a. Muff Diver
M - Adult - Treeing Walker
Doc bit a lady in the coochie and was gonna be killed. So we rescued him and sent him to sex rehab. He hasn’t bit anyone since and prefers to stand on his legs and gives hugs now. He’s a gorgeous lean, mean playful machine. He loves playing with the younger hounds here that are his size. He’d love a home with another dog and a loving family. Just as long as he can attend his sex addicts anonymous meetings.
Tackleberry
M - Senior - Treeing Walker
Tackleberry’s an older gentleman who’s done running with the trigger-happy crowd. Now, instead of barking orders or bringing a bazooka to a tickle fight, he’d rather just lounge in the sun all day waiting on you to call him in for dinner. Easy going, and a bit of a loner, this guy’s the perfect senior to bring around your friends and family. He’s got military manners, and civilian charm – with a little southern smooth thrown in. He’d love to hear all about your passion for scrapbooking, WW2 documentaries, or 70s punk bands – he’s just that well rounded. And if you want a couch buddy for a marathon movie night (Police Academy 1-7) Tackleberry’s your hound.
Wynonna
F - Adult - Treeing Walker/Foxhound mix
This sweet hound has had the lovesick blues since sowing a few too many wild oats with the Williams boys. She got caught gettin’ lovey dovey with the ghost of Hank Sr while listening to Hank III’s early punk stuff. Left some money on the dresser and split when she heard Hank IV had half a sandwich across town that needed finishing. Lost a toe sneaking off Hank Jr’s tour bus in ’78 but can still hotfoot her way into your heart. She woo-woos, she don’t crank, comes ready to snuggle you, your daddy, or your son, and will melt your cold, cold heart with her puppy dog eyes…just don’t bring up the Hanks…or her cheatin’ heart.
Louise
F - Young Adult - GSH Pointer mix- HW+
This big grrrl is looking for a partner in crime…if the crime is breaking into waterparks after midnight. She’d love a home with a Slip n’ Slide, a hose, some sprinklers, a pond, a pool, or a nearby swim spot. NUDE BEACH? HELL YEA. She’s nude all the time. This free spirit is great with other dogs, plays hard, and will crash for a deep snooze anywhere she can. She’d also like to crash into a bunch of kids who’ll walk off that water slide smash up like it’s the summer of 1982 and helicopter parents weren’t a thing. You like a giant goofball? This is your dog.
Trixie
F - Adult - Beagle
Trixie is an attention whore, especially around her boyfriend Skeeter. Casa de Perro has been their 'summer of love'. Trixie is curious and is always sniffing out adventures or she's RIGHT THERE sniffing your face ready to give you some kisses. Adopt her, so that her boyfriends stop bangin' on our door.
Jed
M - Senior - Bluetick
If you’re looking for a low-maintenance, chill AF, good-natured guy who’ll say HELL YEA when you get a wild hair to make fried chicken and biscuits at 3am – have we got the hound for you. He’s a smaller guy with a taste for whatever you’re cookin’ and he’ll sing you his songs of love while you’re fixin’ his vittles. And if you wanna have a few friends over, he’ll be there to offer a heapin’ helpin’ of hospitality… hillbilly hellhound hospitality that is…set a spell, take your shoes off. He might be a toe licker, we don’t judge, but Jed’s got people skills and he’s ready to show ‘em off.
Patches
F - Senior - Treewalker Mix
Patches, old and spicy. Small in comparison to most of the Hounds here, but big fuggin attitude. She's also one of my favorites. Senior doesn't have to mean boring. While she may not want to go on a 5 mile hike, she love to go to the park and make fun of people. Maybe drink a few and drive down the road mooning people as they come out of church. (Of course I'm not promoting drinking and driving. Let Patches drive. Dogs shouldn't be given alcohol) Whatever your disfunction, let Patches be your enabler.
Maple
F - Adult - Bluetick
Maple is incredibly affectionate and sweet. She loves playing with the other dogs and raising hell. She enjoys wearing sunglasses on a sunny day and howling to all her ex-boyfriends know what they missed out on.
Penny
F - Adult - Plotthound Mix
Penny was in horrific condition when we saved her. She was emaciated, torn up by fleas, had a skin condition and more. SHe's recovered and is enjoying her hound paradise. She can be found sunbathing outside or coming up to you for a cuddle.
Clarissa
F - Senior - Treewalker Mix
Clarissa was burned at the stake in 1692 for claims of being a witch. Now she's reincarnated into a hound and is here to burn down your ex-boyfriends house. Let this sweet old gal bewitch you and adopt her!
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SANCTUARY HOUNDS
Our Sanctuary Hounds are listed below. These sweet dogs are either in Hospice Care, have medical needs, or other attributes that make them non-adoptable. They’ll live out the rest of their lives in comfort at Casa de Perro, continuing to be spoiled, loved, and with undivided attention. Use the Donate button up top if you’d like to contribute to their care.
Maybelle
Our resident wheelie dog, with a fierce appetite for chaos and destruction. She's running for President in the 2024 election.
